Perles de lycéens... américains !

Annie m'envoie (un grand merci à elle pour ce message de rentrée !) une sélection de "Perles du GED" (une sorte de petit Bac, le "General EDucation" concluant la high school).

Ces belles bananeries d'outre-atlantique valent bien nos perles de lycéens...

Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q.. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, of course...)

 
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.

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[Prima]

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[Term Papers writ]

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